Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,280 Points
Medals Earned: 8/9 (420/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (110/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (115/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the bad ending
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 13/20 (320/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 9/40 (50/445 points)
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Hippy superkicks called
Mamas called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed