Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,280 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/45 points)
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the first corridor
Complete the second corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (65/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (350/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Medals Earned: 15/18 (230/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (135/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Beat the game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount